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December 27, 2003

Twas the day after Christmas and Res was running a muck.
Quoting top forty artists and rap songs and such.
The other Gent named Ghoury....
Quite a different story
Another no name trying only for fame
little does he know that it is one and the same
You guys talk trash and think its smack.
Thats like being in a porno and saying you can act.

The Outfits a joke with none as the Leader.
A TW Promotion gag ..mostly Bottom feeders.
A Perma Corp is more then a bunch of players.
A true corporation has many many layers.

Back in the day DE! comes to mind.
Boo! inc. and Wolfpack not far behind.
Puppet Masters and dont forget Dragons Elite.
Badhouse had it going on for a while i think.

The Difference you ask? The simularities you ponder?
We played with our friends....We Talked smack with Honor.
Never a phone call at work or a physical threat
Thats the difference between us potheads and
you crack heads i bet.

Bring out a real Tourny....And bring the OUTFIT.
It takes about two weeks...and then you Quit.
I'll be watching..maybe playing....having more fun then you
I wont get all pissed if my corp has a problem or two.

My sub com wont chatter and my hails will be slack
You see none of my corpies are like you hooked on crack.
My women the Boo! babes treat me like a king.
Your women leave cuz of your small little thing.

You want to call out the ghost that day after joy
Ok punk let me show you why im a man and your a boy.
I have a job i work and never been to jail
My life is great in fact and yours is a living hell.

Your Rap is weak chump dont ever call me out.
And my Games fill up faster then any game you can spout.
IF *I* promote it..the top guns will show....
If you promote it....Well of that we don't know.

I've been here from the start..I'll be here till the end.
I have many enemies that still call me friend.
You can tote that your OUTFIT is this or its that
But untuil you play a major your a corp is just crap.

You cant out rhyme me you can only curse
You cant be like me and flow from verse to verse
Your Bullcrap is transparent i see right thru it.
Be original you monkey..come on ,.,"You Can Do IT!!"

I've had my share of TW ladies.
None of them were born in the Eighties.
Medusa my darling once killed hELLCAT.
i bet you thats one kill hELLCAT didnt Cap.

SLG my fair lady my friend from the start.
A wonderful women with a beutiful Heart.
ISIS my dear girl likes them unlimited games.
As far as women go ISIS is a crazy dame.

You can't treat your women like one of your boyz.
And you can't treat a PERMA like one of your TOYS.
Your milkshake only brings all the boys to the yard
cuz your on your knees for all...sucking real hard.

The next time you want to talk trash with rap
Bring out the real stuff not that stolen crap
And when you get beat and dont know what to think
You been bested by the poet and GHOST from Boo! inc.


Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:39 am
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September 2003

BIG Chess Poem
Haunted Halloween Tournament 2003

Gather round ye TW folk let me tell u of the tale.
How some would make me genius and others Darn me to hell.
This little poem it won’t take but a little time
Let me give you a lyrical version of my crime.

My mind was racked and yet I’d ponder
HHT 2003?…. Why even bother?
But then I stopped and thought.
What type of game is it that I sought?

BIG... thanks to Jerry has been highly successful
Though to be a Captain.... is VERY stressful
So I'm thinking 15 should be just about right
With five Experienced captains to make a good fight.

Chess was the game that had many of our eye.
Originally thought of by that res judicata guy
Cherokee did the edits on version number 2
And Jerry knew the setup and exactly what to do.

So I threw it at him. Then he threw it back at me.
Combine BIG and CHESS to make HHT History.
Now I gotta tell ya not everyone was happy
In fact there were some who were down right crappy.

So then Oldtimer put up the page.
BIG Chess was all the RAGE!!!
There were only 75 spots to fill for the game.
Who is playing you ask? Anyone with a name!

Who you ask might the captains be?
Nazwes Chaiwind and of course Kemper3
Doc Who Cbs228 and There’s Cherokee
A Talented crew I’m sure you can see.

Those five will pick form those of us who want to play.
Will he pick you? You can only hope and pray.
Captains on draft day, Pick your players to go to WAR
Cause once your king is taken. The next tourney is the Us Open in 2004

So here it is despite your protest
With 5 captains and 70 players in a grand contest
With no time limits and plenty of bots.
Time to step it up and see what younz got.

Oct 31st lets see how its done
the one who has the fun is the one who has the gun
The one who has the fun is the one you can't out run
The one you can't out run will be the one that you stun.
And the one's who get eliminated can go cry to their mum's.

There are a few …who have said no.
They had other plans and somewhere to go.
BUT 75 peeps signed up in no time I think.
To play HHT 2003 with the Ghost from Boo! inc.


Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:41 am
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May 3 2003

Here it is Ladies and Gents the day of the Big Draft.
Today the chosen four decide about their staff.
Prestone will pick First and then ofcourse Attrition
Followed by Timbo and then Poe6e fulfilling the mission.

Some would say Tradewars is DEAD,My friends i beg to differ.
Judged by who is playing the competition couldn't be much stiffer.
If you promote it they will come some Oldtimer said to me.
So i said Build it Let them Come! Let's see how Big it can be.

The First BIG Game in 2002 it needed Legitimacy.
So i asked Ross For some Help and He gave it to me.
A GoodGuy at Heart that Pres man is and i Thanked him for his time
Little did he know that i would ofcourse include him in this rhyme.

Please Thank Jerry with all of your Heart Much work did he encounter
Twgs servers , websites & practice games i knew he would not flounder.
So it's All Ready And it's all set now the Groove is starting to flow.
And how much of a headache is it? Most of you will never know.

Here comes Part 2! Big Game Style And its as Loud as it can BE.
In just a few short weeks the Roster Grew over 100 players you can see.
If this game is dead then you explain how a game grew to this size.
This game Ain't dead bro, not even close it's all a pack of lies.

What this game needs is more promotion.
Even people like RES who cause a commotion.
Where there is Smoke a Flame will be
ALL GREAT games a Flame they will see.


So judge me not By his actions
Judge me not by separate factions
Judge me when you see the game
Judge me when you see the Flame.
Judge me NOT leave that to God
Judge me maybe when you kill my Pod.

And if you Judge me Then know this
I picked RES knowing you all would be pissed.
I didn't care and i still don't.
Ask me to replace him..And i still won't

Pres and Timbo Im sure won't Falter.
But my favorite Captain looks good in a Halter.
And im Goona play hard no matter how picked.
I'll even play without Medusa though i'll be ticked.

So Big Game 2 Let's Bring on the Draft
Let's see who picks Who and have a laff
Lets use the other server and push it to the brink.
Then say a prayer For the Ghost from Boo! inc.


Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:42 am
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Smack Attack!
by Space Ghost (Mar 26, 2000)

The Smack attack by definition is raw
It's one of the funniest things i ever saw
With Ego's Fantastic..And minds non Elastic
Calling each other Small.

One says that I'm better,,,That one say's no not EVER.
Yet .........both of them have not a clue
With thier heated debate,,,they stay up all late.
And Entertain more then a few.

The questions get asked,,The info is passed,
Yet some of them think its untrue,
So they holler and moan till once they are shown.
And then they claim .........they told you!

Let it never be said
that an issue is dead
Till everyone posts up thier say.
but watch and U'll learn,,My Respect you will earn,,,
If your slammed at least 2 times a day.

The Ghost with the most,,,Is happy to post.
Very verbal i have been called...
Bring your issue's this way......I'll not shy away.
Till your Quiestions and Issue's are solved.

Ofcourse there are two kind of posts,,,some would say 3
There's the whine and the Flame,,,,(they are the same to me)
There's the Questiones we are asked...Sometimes repeatedly.
Then answers we give,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,always quit willingly
So i guess when you look at it......... it's not 3 but 4.
But if we break it down further,,,there is probably more.

Politics and public approval,,they are one and the same..
Someone will get upset and start to complain
But when asked whats the matter,,,They wont mention a name.
Yet they continue to offer themselves for a flame.
And I will light the Fire,,They have only themselves to blame.

The US Open is over,,,,,,,,The Census Seems to be..
That a winner decalred,,,,,,,all grievences aired....
And the victory claimed by DE!
So As i finish this poem and put a end to my rhyme
please be assured this wont be the last time.
That i pick up the keyboard and happily post
lyricks and rhymes from this Boo! inc. Ghost


Tue Feb 22, 2011 11:44 am
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By Space Ghost- 12Dec06


Twas The Night Before Christmas and this is part 2..
I Was looking around for something to do...
I played all my turns At Vaders Game L..
When the Truce ends over there its gonna be hell....

Lately i've just being taking it slow...
Playing one Game at a time..Mostly playing Solo
Havent really made myself available much
I may be using the holidays as a crutch

So let me tell you i was sorry to see.
Yet more players from TW seem to be Retiring.
Most will come back...Ya prolly Loc too...
Tw-Cabal's infamous Traitor we will All miss you.

I could leave and come back for many to see..
I could do it in style like EleqTrizi'T.
I could Hate UTW and be like ReXX Crowe.
I could be Happy with Grandkids like Rat and Snow.


I Could keep telling you All that some day i will die.
It could be like the US Open...and end my life in a Tie.
I could be Sage and announce tons of game starts.
I could be like Kav..Cuz he's an old Fart.


I could be like The Rev and have a server thats fast
I could be like Vulcan Hosting Corp Wars at last.
I could be like Howie on Deal or no Deal.
No wait..i can't do that..I'd be bald as hell!!!

I Could be like Xide and make a proxy for the game.
I could be like Res Judicata and Ruin my Name.
I could be like Thrawn and have my very own TW Academy
I could teach others the game and Grow my TW family.

I could be like Vid Kid..Always Dedicated to the Game
Just like all you Jump Gate Beta's no matter your name
I could be like Elder Prophet and make TWX better then ever.
I could just be myself it's not like im getting better.

I could be like Santa Clause and Give you all a Gift.
Wish you a Merry Christmas ,,give your spirits a lift
So here's what I'll say before i turn off the light.
Have a very Merry Christmas..and to all a Good Night.

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these make me me miss old school TW.


Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:35 pm
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Thank you so much for finding these Kav!

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by Space Ghost (Feb. 27, 2000)

I wish i had one life left......I wish I surely do.......
So that I might come...and join the fun..Could u spare a life or 2???

I wish i had 1 life left....such a miracle i pray...
Cuz if i had 1 life left.....I'm sure all of you would say
For if i had 1 life left.....It would only last........... a Day!!!!

I wish i had 1 life left........I take this thought to heart.
For had i lived.. It would not been said.. that i didnt do my part.
I wish i had 1 life left.........But Sigh,,,it's not to be........
I just hope and pray ..that i wont be first .....at USO #3.

I wish I had one life left......By now you must surely see.
I wish i had one life left......Instead i have to wait for WTC.
I wish i had one life left......I don't care what you think!
I wish i had one life left.....to join my buddies in Boo! inc.

I wish i had one life left......The result im sure the same.
But hey i still get the tag line.....that goes there by my name.
I wish i had one life left.....Then i wouldn't have to show...
The Ghost With the Most!!!........... <<PODS IN THE USO>>

I wish i had one life left......cuz now i'm truley Bored.
I wish i had one life left......i pray to thee dear Lord!
I wish i had one life left.....That will Surely be my Toast!
Cuz Boo! inc Can Win ..YES sir! my friend,,Even without the Ghost!



Your one life will be through Boo! Inc. SG!

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Twas 3 Nights Since Open
by Space Ghost (Feb. 19, 2000)

Twas three nights since Open And wouldn't you know!
I already only have................. 2 deaths to go!
I lived with server changes,,,,,,,,,,,Figures as much....
Some will stick with it ,,,,Some will use it as a crutch

Three times i tell ya , i came for the Show.....
Three times i watched ,Amazed at my Foe....
Hellcat I tell you he has the most kills....
Head aches i tell ya ,,,,I take lotsa Pills....

You guys are all grinning,,,,I understand why......
Your thinking of the day.... that my pod you will fry,,,,
But it hasnt happened ...at least not yet,,,
The odds arent in my favor....I'd not make a BET

But People are all Dieing dropping in pods left and Right.....
It's mighty dangerous out there,,,its quite a sight
Massive people out there not just one or two
More then one are in pods,,,infact quite a few....

The Server now stable....We have nothing to fear
The place ?? Why Home Sector!! On the Mighty Premier!!!
By now i can tell...most of you......... are on the Brink......

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Tue Feb 22, 2011 9:48 pm
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Another TOP 40 hit from Boo! inc
by Space Ghost (Sept. 23, 1999)

You can always tell when i have too much time on my hands.....
Here is yet another smash hit to the Tune of Michael Jacksons BEAT IT!
Dedicated to Kavanagh

Why must you always be a BLUE young man?
You drive that ISS cause thats all you CAN!
I'm goona try and help you try to give you a hand,
Just STEAL IT! * *Just STEAL IT!

You can run them collies till your BLUE in the face!
But with out those REDS you'll never WIN the RACE!
The REDS are the one's who set the PACE!
So JUST STEAL IT! * * JUST STEAL IT!!

Steal it......Steal it.....
Get yourself a COLT and Script it!
Steal some Equipment then steal some Fuel..
if you can do it they'll never call you a FOOL!
So just Steal it!!! just STEAL IT.

Your always running refurbs.and..I thank you very much
But i always give you things like credits figs and such
The planets that you make me always get me in Duetch!

So Just Steal it! * * Just Steal it!!

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Thanks mob, those were some really old ones, that almost would have slipped through the cracks, if not for you, now they are here for the whole community to see.

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April 2002

I can feel the need for release of words in rhyme.
It's something that i like to do from time to time.
In the previous 3 months many changes have come.
Many have just started Many have said that's it..."I'm done."
BadGirl and Guardian are great friends of mine...No doubt.
Im sorry to see my friend Barb,Leave the game and step out.
Just recently there has been much speculation.
About the Use of scripts and game automation.
Yet can't none of you remember not but a short time ago?
Guardian said the Same things and then retired from the flow.

Scripts... and macro's... and robots...... oh MY
Xide's new TWX ..I can't Beat it .......you Cry!!!
Then rush to his web page and use it to Buy,
His awesome program and make others Die!!!
Whats that you say? No time to learn something new??
Ok then let me just shout out a few names at you...
SupG! I Tell you, he's first and top of my list,,,
This TWX scripting language he's gotten the jest.
SupG! does more..Like a Cave to a Cavern
He has a great website...The Tw Scripters Tavern.
Survey_Says Has Free Script pack too.
There is more FREE scripts there then you will use!!
His website is open for all of you to to browse.
just point on the script...and click with ur mouse.
And last but not least..While i am spouting this verse.
There is yet more free scripts at The Defenders of The Universe.
I've not mentioned free Zoc scripts cuz The Rev's Got them all beat.
When it comes down to ZOC scripts You must sit at his Feet.
Not far behind though i dont know the source.
Dell Bond has scripts that are the main course.

Wow all of those Scripts and ALL of them for FREE!!!!
Heck go check out the TWX site.You might like what you see.
The players I've played with are mostly now leaving.
The Game of tradewars 2002 is not what they are breathing.
To my retired brothers and sisters of late.
May God surely bless you and smile on your fate.

Lastly let me say that sping's finally here!!
It makes me think of the WTC each and every YEAR!!
So Fuse i must cry let WTC attract some attention!!!!
Oh ya and Fuse...Let spread the word on the Convention!!!!
Kansas city im told has river boat gambling!!!
All of us TW warriors better get scrambling!!!!
Let's pick out a date and move it to reality.
Cuz im gonna be there I won't be an absentee!!!!
Tradewars Conventiion I've made them all so far!!
You just got make one!! by plane train or car!!!!
I don't do much there except choke smoke and Drink.
This Tradewars poem is brought to you by the Ghost from Boo! inc.


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February 2002



It's febuary 2nd and wouldnt you know!
The USO has less then two weeks to go!!
Yet I still have to wonder how this one will play out.
Since the edits are not final...it still leaves a doubt!!!!

The Web site states these edits are not done!!!!
We are left in the dark..now that isn't fun!
It clearly states 1 planet will upgrade fast.
Will it make lots of figs?? Will it carry enuff gas??

The ships they state.. they might add a few.
But we dont have details..not even a clue.
The edits will be fair the web site it states.
But will we know what they are before the opening date?

Also in doubt is a matter of time...
Not knowing ofcourse is the only crime
will it be 4 hours?? 5 ?? maybe six!!!!!
Please dear god tell me..I need my fix.

Fed parking it states will last for a week.
Details i tell you! thats what i seek!
Finish the edits! Then post it to all.
Please post the Edits! This is my call!

The Winners from past... The Dark and DE!
GoodGuys they did it..And next will be ME!!!!!
Haunted House Industries..Whose that you say?
A division of Boo! inc. so stay out of our way!

The first and the sceond..I was the first one OUT!!
but not in the Third in case you have doubt.
I wont be out first in this one ..No matter what you think.
This USO poem is brought to you by the Ghost from Boo! inc.


Wed Feb 23, 2011 7:09 am
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December 2000

Ah yet another page turns in the History of our Game.
That E Guy and Aitvo are mostly to Blame..
Eleq gets an idea and Aitvo Heralds The Way.
But must you Change the name of the place that i play???

Recount!!! I tell you! whose idea was this? How was i missed??
If u change from HOME SECTOR i'm goona be pissed!!!
I've won a few game's ....And lost more then a few....
Please keep it HOMES SECTOR I dont WANT anything NEW!!

The reputation of Home Sector stands above reproach.
Trading its name is like leaving First Class ...for Coach.
Leave it alone !!! Home Sector is Just Fine!!!!
Changing the name would be committing a Crime!!!

Renaming Home Sector????Say it isnt So!!!!
Leave it alone!!! DON'T Let it GO!!!!!!
"Keep it Home Sector" That will be my PLEA!!
"Keep it Home Sector" ....Just Leave it BE!!!!!

I've played the USO there and the WTC!!!
The name Home Sector is Special To me!!!
But if you MUST change it ....though i'd think you a LOUSE
I'm Kinda partial to naming it " The Haunted House"


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Jan 2000

The best poem is the title of his cunning ryhme
i could beg to differ ,but i havent got the time.
He goes on spouting about REX being on his crew
But thats ok i've PODDED him TOO.

He goes out and recruits Tw's elite....
Then JOINS last years CHAMPION
Thinking we all, will grovel at his FEET

I got some bad news..... for my buddy Auggie...
With out last years CHAMP,he couldnt even bother me...
this rhyme is real small..u could say itty bitty
But you cant even spell!!! There is no Q in electricity!!!


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