Well here it is so I'll get it started, since 90% of today's players can't smack talk anyway.

hammer DESTROYED Loc's Colonial Transport!
-- 08/20/31 -- 09:50:38 PM --
hammer DESTROYED Loc's *** Escape Pod ***!

Please, show us how you smack yourself Mister Kane.

Well golly gee I would but everyone has been playing so well this game there is so little to make fun of. For crying out loud everyone is a pro here! No fusing of ships, hitting nav haz, or warping to dock while starting SDT with no figs. There has been zero mistakes this game!

Ah I see. You beat yourself with an Ugly stick until Reality becomes a distant memory. It's clearly working for you

wait was I talking about us? Gezz

And the Game Op Didn't overreact to a post either.... (See I can smack talk myself too this is how its suppost to work)

lol
sk

Naw.. I'm on the ATM team, I fund the winners.. er.. killers.

Typo, you meant to say the AFK team. Have bot, will travel.

Nope, you asked if I had killed anyone, and that's not my role. True most all of my turns are botted, that's what it's like playing red, save every last turn in the pursuit of cashing. I have gotten out on occasion to grid if I had turns left after cashing.

Am I AFK, only my teammates can tell you for certain. We chat daily.

Poof! Now you have none...

Planet #70 in sector 15362: .
Class L-E, Mountainous
Created by: reaper
Claimed by: Mayhem [2]

Item Colonists Colonists Daily Planet Ship Planet
(1000s) 2 Build 1 Product Amount Amount Maximum
------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Fuel Ore 288 2 144 79 178 200,000
Organics 0 5 0 450 0 200,000
Equipment 0 20 0 0 0 100,000
Fighters N/A 24 12 95 50,000 1,000,000

Planet has a level 1 Citadel, treasury contains 0 credits.
No defenses armed or deployed.
-=-=-=-=-=- TransPort power = 10 hops -=-=-=-=-=-

Combat Control Computer under construction, 1 day(s) till complete.
You have 72 free cargo holds.
2 planets had citadels

Wow, that's some impressive planet you capped there. 288 colonists! 95 fighters! I continue to be stunned by your awe inspiring tradewars skills.

Speaks more to your building skills.

Now you have none...

this is going to go down as the most boring game and smack talk tourney ever.

Well golly gee. Yank out those dentures and start smacking.

Stock games or "stockish" in this case are very slow games. if we do it again next year we will have to look at some more changes.. like 1/4 build times in stead of half.. a better red ship... etc...

sk

Back in my day we PPT by hand on a 1200 baud modem. All while the squirrels ran in cages to keep the dang thing powered up.